Monday, August 16, 2004

Bush Plans to Shift U.S. Troops from Europe, Asia But advisers to Democratic presidential rival John Kerry warned the plan could make America more vulnerable. "This ill-conceived move and its timing seem politically motivated rather than designed to strengthen our national security," said retired Gen. Wesley Clark. Later in the day, Bush announced a cure for all forms of cancer. Kerry advisors have warned that this could cause world-wide overpopulation.

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