USNews.com: Mortimer B. Zuckerman: The U.N. and the Iraq oil-for-food scandal (4/26/04): "Will the investigation be whitewashed to preserve the U.N.'s reputation so that it can replace the CPA in Iraq, or will the investigation get to the bottom of this ugly mess?" Or will it all get cleaned up in time for Kerry to turn our entire foreign policy over to the UN? Well, never mind that, this foreign affares stuff is cutting into our "reality TV" programming. We can't have that.