Tuesday, January 11, 2005

FOXNews.com - Politics - Berger Heist In Front of Grand Jury"Berger admits removing 40 to 50 top-secret documents from the archives, but claims it was an "honest mistake" made while he vetted documents for the 9/11 commission's probe into the Twin Towers attacks. Berger has also acknowledged that he destroyed some documents ? he says by accident." Informed sources also indicate that berger received third degree burns trying to ride and Acme rocket, broke both arms after a fall from a cliff after trying to push a large bolder from said cliff. Mr. Berger appeared in court with head bandaged, claiming that he fell faster than the bolder and was subsequently totally crushed by it. Road Runner was unavailable for comment.

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